A Chinese FunNy Joke~

我见过的最牛的简历！
让董事长差点呕吐和当场晕倒的两份应聘简历
面试人员给两位前来应征的男士一张履历表……主考官看完第一位填好的简历半天没说话，董事长差点就呕吐了。他是这样填写的：

姓名：英文的还是中文的？

年龄：这是私人问题。

身高：这跟工作有关系么。

体重：随时改变，饭前饭后都不同。

居住地：那是一个特别的地方，我生命的舞台。

电话：爱立信手机。

电子邮件：只留给漂亮和富有的女孩。

上班时间：越短越好。

应征职位：找一个不做什么实事，但能被美女包围的职位。

学历：毕业于一个你找不着的大学。

语言能力：侃大山是专长。

兴趣：睡得天昏地暗。

生日：正月初七

经历：游戏人生。

曾任职位：高级的或者低级的都是一种经历。

婚姻状况：我正在寻找漂亮又富有的女孩，希望在你们公司能找到。

未来期望：只负责主席台讲话，并且希望尽早退休。

希望待遇：比实际工作量拿得多就行。

接着，他们再看第二位应征者时，主考官眼冒金花，董事长更当场晕倒。

姓名：父母取的

年龄：不小了

身高：很高

体重：中等

居住地：家里

电话：在身上

电子邮件：朋友帮我申请的

上班时间：8小时

应征职位：一位

学历：如果毕业的话有高中学历语言能力：有

兴趣：很多

生日：还没到吧！

经历：刚来的时候摔了一跟头！

曾任职位：小学时当过少先队小队长喔！

婚姻状况：父母已结婚

未来期望：再找好工作

希望待遇：希望大家都很疼我

。。。

About 1 year didn't update my blog already... How r u everyone?

A Godly Trip with my brothers & sisters from my church

Venue : Penang Hill
Time : 17 July 2009, Friday to Saturday


Actually there are a lot of people waiting 4 Cable Car too...




Changing Cable Car...





Stop @ Viaduct Road~




Walk about 15-20 minutes until reach there.












My family's room. (We r very blessed cause we can stay at 1 of the 'VIP' room besides others r 'Double-Decker' Room which will be using the sharing toilet.)








Second D@y...


Workshiping...










Way Back H0m3...


Waiting 4 the C@ble Car...


Finally...

PSP !!!

HAHAHA!!!

I jz bought a NEW PSP-3006!
It is in VIBRANT BLUE colour...
Very Sharp & Nice 2 look & I love it very much!

But,
1 thing is very important,
..........
I duno how 2 use it!

*PSP : Halo, duno hw 2 use me ah? PSP u noe, A VERY FAMOUS GAME CONSOLE leh? Also duno how 2 use?
TCZ : Ai ya, No la, actually I noe how 2 use, but, I don't noe d technic about how 2 play your game & what "FAMOUS" game u hav la...
*PSP : O, rupa2nya, em... ask your friend la!
TCZ : Huh? Ok lo~ but don't noe weather they noe or not...

CHOCOLATE

Chocalate from Langkawi!

*I go 2 L@ngkawi last school holiday and 'import' them...
It is not too many 2 show...hehe...

CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!

Dynamic Camp 2009 - The First Love part 2

We all have d steamboat dinner after we watching d video clips & photo about...
(Actually im late cz jz came back from Langkawi so duno about d video & photo...haa)
Cz “天下没有白吃的晚餐”,RM3 is collected 2 pay 4 d dinner。。。

Dynamic Camp 2009 - The First Love

*The left hand side is my group's slogon*Every group have their own slogon then this is my group's one(totals-3)

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I jz joined a camp named Dynamic Camp 2009 - The First Love (活力营-飞跃迷雾之起初的爱) This is a camp about 4 days 3 nights (3.6.09-6.6.09), a very successful camp since 199x years. The vanue is no longer @ d Bukit Bendera, they change it 2 d Stallion Apartment. I went 2 this camp with Boon Leong my best friends.Haa! We r d first time 2 join this camp :D

In d camp, we all played many attractive games. Although my team had some qurrel occured between d games, but almostly I can say d games is quite nices and challenging. In d "main course", we got virus 2 attack us, wolf man(人狼) & d CID(if it is not wrong called NANTI RASUAH). We must buy d 防狼器 & Armor 2 prevent their "offensive weapons".Haa!

But,
D most important things is---I learned many things which can't be found in the books in this camp. Learned how 2 be wise, 2 think smart, makes more friends, relation ship between God & etc...

This Saturday got a gathering @ d church , I will attend 2 it, so perhaps or maybe more things will be updated...HaaHaa!!!


D rules...


Time Table...

My Birthd@y!!!

26th of May is my birthday
whichmean tat I live @ this planet already for 16 years!
HaHa!

But,
this year jz like tak ada orang celebrate with me...
Hai~T.T

Same as last year,
My dad bought a SecrXt RecXpe's cake 4 me,
but,
a slightly different is about d favour,
Change between Mango Delight to d Chocolate Indulgent,
(actually don't know how 2 spell...)
HAhA~

It is nice but jz too sweet,
if nt so sweet is better...

But,
if I can choose,
I will choose the cheese favour one...(is't mean tat U hav no choice @ tat time???)
(then y u 1 2 buy tat favour?!?)

Then d answer come out
....................................
..........................
................
actually my mom HATE cheese!!!
Why???
I also dun know really...
She jz tell me as the smell is same as d 'durian smell tat i hate'~
HaHa..






My sister~


D leg3nd c@ke~








"Ho Chai" my sister came back from K.L. (cz of d holidays) den can celebrate with me...:)

http://funnypicchristcz.blogspot.com/

I jz made up a Bl0G...
U r welcom3 2 this bl0g!!!

Journey to SP

VENUE : SP = Sg Petani, Kedah
DATE : 15-17 May 2009

hi all,
guess where have i been during this few days,
well yyea,
i went to SP for hotel stay in Swiss Inn .

da hotel is nt bad,
nt really that classy,
bt tat's nt da issue !

da most important thingy is i found out this special curry puff !
it's different from da ordinary curry puff .
it has different ingredients inside da puff itself .
for instance,
DURIAN, YAM & SARDINE .
besides,
it also has POTATO & POTATO WITH EGG !

da first thing came in my mind was,
hw can durian b inside da puff ?
i mean can u imagine tat ?
& da taste wil b like #@!$^% !
OMG !

seriously i hate durian if u guys don't know abt tat,
i rily HATE IT ok ?
it jz taste so disgusting to me !
sorry to those durian lover,
i don't mean to offend any of u but jz i don't like durian,
it tastes like 'shXt'.
well u'll gt wat i mean,
don't u !
evrytime my dad bought us durian i'll b nt delight bt he jz loves it !

however,
when i came to this durian flavor puff !
it surprised me wit da extraordinary combination of durian & da puff itself,
it tasted real good !
it's so delicious !
da nicest flavor of puff tat i have ever eaten !
no lie or exaggerate ok,
it's fantastic !
i bet u guys will say da same as me when you have a chance to taste it !
can i say it taste like heaven ?
lol,
other than that,
i would like to recommend you with da yam flavor as well !
it's real yam as if da real durian !
& da puff is very fresh & hot-ly served,
well mine one is take-away puff but it tasted jz da same !
da yam is nt too sweet,
it jz nice for me & it tasted so real like yam !
NICY NICY~!
u shld try it though it's a bit far cz it located at SP, 1 hr journey from Penang.

yyea,
talkin abt da price it's affordable & worth it .
for da durian puff,
it costs only RM2.50 & for yam it priced at RM1.80 .
da others r slightly cheaper than these two !
u should try it !

for more details u should log on to www.xxx.com lol,kiddin,seriously i don't think dey have their own website yet,
dey should have one !
i wish tat dey could b in Penang one day !











the legend durian puff =))






The contact card...




da location of the outlet is near the village mall at SP utara !